1 - Where aside from a toilet have you taken a dump? Explain.
My pants......I was in Walmart and Sarah was just a baby, and I felt the rumble and I was like oh no, this CANNOT be happening! I cannot go to the bathroom in Walmart with two little kids with me, so I left Walmart and left my cart where it was and tried to get home as fast as I could and I don't think my butt was on the seat at all on the drive home, and I pulled in the driveway and I didn't make it......I left the kids in the car in the driveway and I had to go in and clean myself up! It was awful and when I got back to the car to pull it in the garage, Maggie said, Mommy did you fart?
2 - At this point do you really think that Magic Johnson has HIV/AIDS?
3 - Would you wrestle a member of the same sex, nude, in pudding for 10 minutes for one million dollars?
Oh my.....no.....absolutely not.....
4 - Squash just doesn't sound very tasty. What say you?
not really, but it's good cooked with some butter and onions!
5 - Is it worth the effort?
Depends on what "it" is.......cleaning house? no