Wednesday, May 4, 2011

TORPEDOS against TORNADOS

On April 27, 2011, the state of Alabama was hit with 23 confirmed tornadoes and destroyed many many towns in Alabama. The county I live in was completely spared, but there was devastation all around us. Some small towns were basically wiped off the map. You can look here for all of the coverage, many sad stories and many stories of praise. Someone contacted Charlie Sheen and asked him to come to Tuscaloosa, Alabama (Roll Tide Roll) and well.....he did and he has set up a site for donations. I think this is pretty cool, I think.....not real sure. Of course you can also donate to the American Red Cross and many other legitimate organizations to help out the citizens of Alabama who have lost everything. Check out Charlie Sheen's donation site below.....

TORPEDOS against TORNADOS

Monday, May 2, 2011

Monday Minute 5/2/11

Monday Minute

1 - Where aside from a toilet have you taken a dump? Explain.


My pants......I was in Walmart and Sarah was just a baby, and I felt the rumble and I was like oh no, this CANNOT be happening!  I cannot go to the bathroom in Walmart with two little kids with me, so I left Walmart and left my cart where it was and tried to get home as fast as I could and I don't think my butt was on the seat at all on the drive home, and I pulled in the driveway and I didn't make it......I left the kids in the car in the driveway and I had to go in and clean myself up! It was awful and when I got back to the car to pull it in the garage, Maggie said, Mommy did you fart? 

2 - At this point do you really think that Magic Johnson has HIV/AIDS?

No.

3 - Would you wrestle a member of the same sex, nude, in pudding for 10 minutes for one million dollars?

Oh my.....no.....absolutely not.....

4 - Squash just doesn't sound very tasty. What say you?

not really, but it's good cooked with some butter and onions!

and finally...

5 - Is it worth the effort?

Depends on what "it" is.......cleaning house?  no