Dearest Husband and Kids,
For the love of everything sane, PLEASE quit asking me for this or that, PLEASE quit asking me where stuff is located in the house, PLEASE stop "ordering" me around! Ya'll are driving me crazy! It's always, where's this and that, hey can you do me a favor, etc etc etc. Ya'll don't do anything for me except give me a hard time about everything! I'm going on strike and I'm doing anything for anyone except myself. There I said it and have a nice day. Good Bye.