Monday Minute 6/21/10

Linking up with Ian over at The Daily Dose of Reality for today's Monday Minute! 

1 - Have you ever had any feelings towards one of your teachers back in the day?


No, but when I was in 2nd grade, there was a male teacher who all the girls would giggle over and I thought that was just gross.  His name was Mr. Milligan.


2 - What's the most embarrassing thing that happened while at work?

I was leaving for lunch one day and I was looking all cute with my wedge heels on, and the next thing I know, I was on all fours in the middle of the street with one of my knees bleeding like I was 6 years old again and the contents of my purses all around me.

3 - When was the last time you crapped yourself sharted?

Oh my gosh....it was probably 3 years ago, I was at walmart with my kids and started to feel the rumble, I left my buggy there, full and left with the kids heading home because I was not about to drag my two kids in the bathroom and walmart and take care of bad business, and about the time I pulled up in the driveway, it happened....that's all I'm going to say about that.....

4 - What is one thing you have always kept a secret and why have you kept this a secret for so long?

can't say....it's a secret

5 - What's your best advice for us habitual coffee drinkers as to not have to poop right after drinking it?

Nothing, when you gotta go you gotta go!  My mother has a coffee cup with a cartoon of an old man sitting on the thunder box reading the paper and the caption is "Coffee Gets You Going!"